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The Lettuce Pray Draft — The Twelve Roots
The Twelve Roots · Season 1
The Lettuce Pray Challenge
Inaugural Draft · March 16, 2026
Round One
1Pick
The Control Group
Reed
He's been known to walk in, say a name, and walk back out. Four seconds. Maybe five if he's feeling deliberate.
Needs
Grows fast
High leaf count
Statistically dominant variety
2Pick
The Quiet Ones
Hazel
She didn't say much going in. She rarely does. But she'd been thinking about this longer than anyone.
Needs
Something that rewards patience
Low maintenance
Quietly excellent
3Pick
The Full Plates
Willow
She feeds this family. She knows what grows. Don't let the smile fool you.
Needs
Flavor
Something she can actually cook with
A pod that respects the kitchen
4Pick
The Field Notes
Maple
She has an agroecology degree and stronger opinions about soil than most people have about anything. She came to win.
Needs
Strong canopy potential
Something that actually grows
A pod she doesn't have to explain to anyone
5Pick
The Ledger Men
Woody
He built the whole thing. Wrote the rules. Set up the unit. And then waited his turn.
Needs
Consistent
Predictable
No surprises
Round Two
6Pick
The Field Notes
Maple
Back on the clock. Maple does not hesitate.
Needs
A second pod worth believing in
Strong canopy potential
Something that actually grows
7Pick
The Ledger Men
Woody
The Commissioner returns. The ledger is open. The pen is ready.
Needs
A reliable second entry
Predictable germination
No drama
8Pick
The Quiet Ones
Hazel
Round two. Still quiet. Still dangerous.
Needs
Depth
Something that pairs well with patience
A dark horse
9Pick
The Full Plates
Willow
She knows exactly what she wants. She always does.
Needs
Balance
A pod the whole family can appreciate
Harvest-ready by Week 5
10Pick
The Control Group
Reed
Last pick. Last word. The Control Group is never truly finished.
Needs
The right pod at the right moment
Closing speed
Something nobody else wanted — on purpose
The Holy Family — Reserve Pods
The undrafted pods will be held in reserve by the Holy Family.